紅蓮

                                                                               
                                                                               
有個老朋友 最近遇上了麻煩
                                                                               
麥可好嗎 這名字不錯 我就這樣稱呼他好了
                                                                               
他叫麥可
                                                                               
麥可最近遇上了麻煩 找我聊天喝一杯
                                                                               
我說of course sure it! right now or after dinner?
                                                                               
他說...等宵夜吧 然後掛我電話
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
他是某社團的負責人 我是指麥可 麥可是某學術性社團的負責人
                                                                               
人緣不錯 相貌普普 談吐無味 笑容可掬 態度謙虛有禮 生活索然無趣 老是想減肥
                                                                               
重點是
                                                                               
他極度排斥同志
                                                                               
我跟這傢伙認識了快四年 三不五時就聽他講有關這方面雜七雜八的抱怨
                                                                               
可能是因為我個人的一些經歷 他跟我聊起來是總是特別...亢奮(uncredible exciting)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
當然麥可是一個相當好的人 男人 異性戀者 不會說台語 操著一口破英文
                                                                               
交過幾個女朋友 多是無疾而終
                                                                               
熱衷聯誼 有時候我也被邀請去當分母 運將 搞笑者 跨校聯誼者 互相Po Lai Po Kee
                                                                               
(surely Anti-PLP!! he and i hate it!!)
                                                                               
我總說 當老師這麼快樂輕鬆(happy, funny, easy and relaxed)
                                                                               
給你個良心建議(consciencely suggestion)
                                                                               
多唸書 長智慧(read books, and get brain)  (今天中時學來的)
                                                                               
他說 oh yaaaaa~~ i like to be get brain~~
                                                                               
我說 ??
                                                                               
總之 我跟他都不是什麼胸懷大志的人 有學校念躲的過兵役也就萬幸謝天地了
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
現在是午夜零時零五分 零--紅蝶
                                                                               
十分鐘前他來到我房間 我說怎麼沒有帶點吃的?
                                                                               
他說 你不是說看誠意嗎? 我誠意十足啊
                                                                               
我說 馬的 來我這裡只會吃我的...
                                                                               
他說 fxxk, i am the god damn weight loser!
                                                                               
我說 也是 註定減肥(lose weight)失敗(loser)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
外頭是風雨飄搖 裡頭是風雨生信心 同仇敵愾一起罵天氣
                                                                               
這種天氣讓人不快樂 於是總得想點法子讓自己快樂起來
                                                                               
麥克說 ㄟ我告訴你 最近我們社團來了一個學弟
                                                                               
我說 是啊 每學期都會有新學弟妹嘛 怎樣 沒有學妹你不爽(is'nt joyful)?
                                                                               
麥克說 爽的很啦 社團都快倒了(pouring) 有人願意加入當然很好啊
                                                                               
我說 好啊 總算是後繼有人(inherit) 你地下有知也瞑目了
                                                                               
麥克說 大家都很喜歡他
                                                                               
我說 嗯哼 剛好又是大一吧 可以連操四年喔 你這人真壞(extremely bad)
                                                                               
麥克說 這學弟也很活躍
                                                                               
我說 很好 可以廣邀同士(comrade) 吸引人氣 幹掉大社 再創創社以來新高峰
                                                                               
麥克說 學弟也很願意學習
                                                                               
我說 甚好 趕快提拔起來 千萬不要讓其他社團拉走他 趕快用預算(budget)
                                                                               
     還有慶功宴(celebration feast)拉住他
                                                                               
麥克說 長相也是一表人才
                                                                               
我說 妙哉 這樣女性社員一定會多 這是活招牌(live advertisement) 社費可以提高
                                                                               
麥克說 但他喜歡上我了(liking, loving, is in love withfeel deeply attached)
                                                                               
我說 ...
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
就我對麥可的了解 他不是一個可以輕易妥協的人
                                                                               
他可能有所堅持(他好像也是天秤座的) 雖然會心軟
                                                                               
也可能固執己見 雖然會裝傻然後說"啊什麼?"呼嚨過去
                                                                               
也可能有某程度的偏見 雖然會反省說"啊我這樣是不對的"可是依然故我
                                                                               
有時候嘻皮笑臉 有時候則是板著一張臉
                                                                               
有時候嗨過頭 有時候小憂鬱
                                                                               
(總之就是一個極度平凡ordinary的人)
                                                                               
但他遇到這種情形 乍聽之下 感到大事不妙 我把手上的pringle放了下來
                                                                               
並開啟音響 播放粱靜茹的"勇氣(courage)"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
等一下麥可要找我吃飯 我想我先打到這裡就好...
                                                                               
id 的好處之一 就是他不會知道莫名的耳根發養是什麼原因